Comedian

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.