Coach

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.