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It has been well said that tea is suggestive of a thousand wants, from which spring the decencies and luxuries of civilization.

It is not what we learn in conversation that enriches us. It is the elation that comes of swift contact with tingling currents of thought.

Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt.

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.

People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of civilization.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

Democracy forever teases us with the contrast between its ideals and its realities, between its heroic possibilities and its sorry achievements.

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.

It is as impossible to withhold education from the receptive mind, as it is impossible to force it upon the unreasoning.

The diseases of the present have little in common with the diseases of the past save that we die of them.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

We cannot really love anyone with with whom we never laugh.

It is not what we learn in conversation that enriches us. It is the elation that comes of swift contact with tingling currents of thought.

The diseases of the present have little in common with the diseases of the past save that we die of them.

Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.

The thinkers of the world should by rights be guardians of the world's mirth.

The clear-sighted do not rule the world, but they sustain and console it.

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh into which we cannot join.

Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.