Alan Carr

Comedian

46 Quotes

I'm a little bit naughty, not too rude and a little bit saucy. That's what I love about Chatty Man - I can just be that on my own show.

Explaining 'The Price Is Right' is probably going to make it sound like the most moronic show ever. I invite people out of the audience to guess the price of a series of household objects.

You survive cancer but you have still got the emotional baggage.

At school people laughed at me, not with me.

I love the buzz of doing live. I am a stand-up comedian and so I am not scared of live.

To get your own chatshow, with your name in the title, my arena tour last year - that was another goal for me - I got my own radio show, again with my name in the title... Apart from rehab, there isn't really much on my to-do list!

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