Celebrity

When we used to tour before we would stay in a Travelodge and had to share a room. One of us would have the bed and the other the pull-down sofa.

Life just swallowed me up for a few years.

We've seen people who have a 'make-under' just to try and recapture that Susan Boyle moment but it doesn't work like that.

I've got an Aston Martin.

There's no excuse for drink-driving.

It's a very hard thing to explain when we sit with writers on our shows. But then if they show us a sketch, instinctively we'd know who we'd play.

On 'Takeaway' we wear these little earpieces because the show is live, but if you push them into your ear they go further into your eardrum and really hurt. One woman flung her arms around us and crushed my head so the earpiece went in. I nearly fainted. I lost my vision for a bit.

We love 'I'm a Celebrity,' 'Britain's Got Talent,' 'Saturday Night Takeway,' but they're all live shows.

I would go into the Jungle if I wasn't hosting it or I'd like to do 'MasterChef.' But 'Strictly?' God, no!

I remember Phillip Schofield saying to us, just before we started 'SMTV: Live'... 'It will be the best fun you will ever have on telly.'You know what the innocence and freedom we got on that show you don't get anywhere else. We could just mess about.

Some people are very cynical about it, but we're not trying to replace Bob and Terry.

There's this working-class guilt - you don't want to be flashy.

I suffer really badly with insomnia.

I'm kind of an all-round good guy.

I do believe that nurture has a great deal to do with how you end up as a human being.

We struggle so much with wanting everybody to like us, we weaken ourselves at times.

I've got ADHD. I don't mind talking about that.

We always hark back to what we used to love watching as kids: 'Noel's House Party,' 'Don't Forget Your Toothbrush,' shows that had that live excitement about them. You never knew what was going to happen and I found that really engaging.

Sometimes we spend 20 minutes just watching Carol Vorderman brush her hair in the mornings.