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A real job is a job you hate.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

It's always better to leave the party early.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Tidak pernah ada cukup waktu untuk melakukan semua yang Anda inginkan.