Dramatist

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

Setiap orang lumpuh memiliki cara sendiri untuk berjalan.

Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.

I am a daylight atheist.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.

A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.

Tugas pertama penulis adalah untuk dikecewakan negaranya.

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

Tidak ada hal yang menyebalkan seperti publisitas yang buruk, kecuali berita kematian Anda sendiri.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

No man can discover his own talents.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

Hal yang paling penting untuk dilakukan di dunia ini adalah mendapatkan makanan, minuman dan seseorang yang mencintai Anda.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.