Comedian

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.