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The president can violate the law, and when he does, he is supposed to be held accountable. That is supposed to be one of the pillars of our democracy.

I want to interview Alec Baldwin.

There is no greater threat to Washington, D.C., than Bernie Sanders, and they know it.

Jeremy Corbin is a little too liberal for me.

I think a progressive is someone who cares to expand freedom for everybody.

I'm interested in producing more TV shows.

There are a lot of things wrong with the country, and that doesn't mean America sucks. It means we should improve it.

The devil I know is the establishment, and I'm gonna beat that devil.

Success is about persistence. You can only afford to be persistent in something you deeply enjoy.

I want to steer the national conversation in the right direction, from my point of view. I want to get under Robert Gibbs' skin and Rahm Emanuel's skin and Barack Obama's skin.

I have no love for the Republicans, but the Democrats drive me absolutely crazy.

I didn't want to be a senator, but I considered it anyway.

I don't have to do something I'm not comfortable with just to be on television.

Whenever people in Washington complain about spending cuts, they mean spending cuts that would affect defense contractors. They want to massively increase spending cuts everywhere else in the budget.

These Hillary supporters just drove a car into a giant ditch named Trump. They let Trump win. They let him become the most powerful man on Earth. Sorry, you're not getting the wheel again after driving into the ditch.

Obviously, the genes of women are flawed. They are poorly designed creatures who do not want to have sex nearly as often as needed for the human race to get along peaceably and fruitfully.

I think defeating Fox - and more importantly, getting the rest of the media to understand they do not do legitimate news - is very important. I hope to do that through pointing out their hypocrisy, propaganda, and general foolishness. But I also plan to beat them in the ratings and make them fear me.

Sixty-nine percent of Americans believed that Saddam Hussein was personally responsible for 9/11 when we invaded Iraq. That is the biggest failure of the media I have ever seen.

I love doing talk shows.

I think President Obama is clearly, you know, a Republican. I know, because in the 1990s I was a Republican, and he's way to the right of me, and I've hardly changed any positions.