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There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Jadilah dirimu sendiri. Tidak ada yang bisa mengatakan Anda melakukan kesalahan.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Saya tidak pernah membuat kesalahan dalam hidup saya. Saya pikir saya pernah melakukannya, tapi saya salah.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

No problem is too big to run away from.

Saya pikir saya telah menemukan rahasia kehidupan, Anda hanya menggantung di sekitar sampai Anda bisa digunakan untuk itu.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.