Chris Hardwick

Comedian

69 Quotes

If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing old jokes!' But bands do it all the time.

You don't need 30 million people to listen to your podcast. If 10,000 people listen to your podcast, which is not a hard number to achieve, then 10,000 people are listening, and you can build a community, and literally change the world just recording into a microphone.

I don't know if I'm a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it's more that I'm seriously involved. That it's a long-term relationship - like a girlfriend, which my actual girlfriend loves to hear.

Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us.

I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school.

Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.

In the '90s, you couldn't say the word 'nerd' to someone when pitching a show. They would have considered that too niche and wouldn't have listened.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

I like listening to people talk about things that they love. They get to express things they don't normally get to express.

My best friend, Wil Wheaton, identifies himself as a geek.

The nerdist movement is less about consumers; there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.

Television and movies just take so long. If you pitch a show or develop a project, it can be a year before your show even gets on the air, if it gets picked up.

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

Just as someone who's been interested in radio and programming for so long, I can usually tell when an interviewer is doing a segment just to fill a programming slot. They ask questions, but they don't care about the answers.

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

Our mandate at Nerdist is that we only get involved with nice people around things that we love. We have the luxury of being in the demographic that we're programming for.

American television constantly tries to co-op British comedy and create their own version of it. Most of the time it doesn't work; obviously, in the case of 'The Office,' it did. But a lot of times, it doesn't really work.

The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.

If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life; that's one of the best things you can ask for.

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.

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