Colin Mochrie

Actor

36 Quotes

My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.

My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living.

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

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