I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.