Dave Chappelle

Comedian

58 Quotes

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.

I love Ohio.

I don't care if I ever work in TV again.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you.

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say 'their life' I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

I got a lot of positive people around me.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

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