Comedian

It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.