Greg Gutfeld

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It takes a special, selfless person to make music that accommodates the universal need for mindless escapism - or what I call oblivion.

The PC rebellion is about a reaction against the media academic complex, which tells us what to say - or else.

If America oppresses, why do so many people risk their lives coming here to be oppressed?

What the media does to Trump is what they did the cops - say the police are really harmful, then later ask why people are so scared of the police.

Listening to a FNM record is like a visit from a mysterious relative who knows more about your family than you did.

ObamaCare was a lemon, but the media were his lemonheads.

Travel like a pro, not like a hobo. That's my motto.

The explosion of jihad and its desire to export its contagious madness to all areas of the world have changed the way we view immigration.

I've interviewed everyone from Joe Strummer to Iggy Pop.

In the American 'melting pot,' identity politics wants to smash that pot - to bring us back to the Dark Ages, when collaboration was sparse.

Trump's policies are a mix of fairly traditional things. Even his immigration stuff isn't really that new.

By silencing speech, the new Left makes life more dangerous by leaving violence as the only option. Maybe that's what they want.

Generally, I don't bother trying to keep up with prolific bands - but Thee Oh Sees demand it.

Work together. Do not purge your allies because of purity.

Getting mad only leads to madness.

Now that President Trump is a reality, I happily have been giving him a chance to see how he does.

The frothing Trump-haters' extremism turns whatever criticism they have for the guy into mere parody.

I guess coming out against actual evil takes guts.

I don't think Trevor Noah got his job by being a conservative.

The girls I dated liked or disliked me, whether I weighed 140 or 150; and six-pack abs had no relevance on their love or repulsion.

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