Coach

I don't know what goes on in prison. I've never been in trouble with the police in my life.

I have never sent a fax, and I've never even sent a text message.

Down at Bournemouth, I kicked a tray of cups up into air, and one hit Luther Blissett on the head. He flicked it on, and it went all over my suit hanging behind. Another time, at West Ham, I also threw a plate of sandwiches at Don Hutchison. He's sitting there, still arguing with me, with cheese and tomato running down his face.

Despite all that has happened in his career since, one of the biggest regrets of my life in management is not taking Luis Suarez to Tottenham when we had the chance.

Luka Modric could get into almost any team.

Ryan Giggs just had an athlete's physique. He could run all day.

I don't know what an email is.

I have been around football all my life, and it doesn't happen. It never enters my mind. I don't think, 'Oh, what's going to happen to me at the end of the season?' Whatever happens to me, happens.

I don't write. I couldn't even fill a team sheet in.

I was fortunate to spend the Sixties working for one of the greatest football minds this country has ever produced: Ron Greenwood.

I have never sent a fax, and I've never even sent a text message.

When I was a kid, all our seaside holidays were spent on Canvey Island or in Clacton-on-Sea.

I have never written a letter in my life.

At West Ham, I was never able to buy the top-flight players. It was a case of looking around, trying to do deals. I was always taking a gamble.

I've not made my name as a wheeler and dealer. Don't say that.

To try and nick a few quid off the income tax... Why? I am not into that. I don't need that.

Southampton is my last job. I might have said it before, but this time, I really mean it.

I am not going to fiddle taxes. I pay my accountant a fortune to look after me.

I enjoy going to Old Trafford. I love the tradition.

When I was a player, you only left the club if they wanted to get rid of you. That was your team - if you were at West Ham, you didn't leave until the manager wanted to replace you. You didn't think about playing for Arsenal or Chelsea.