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Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

Satu martini tak apalah. Dua terlalu banyak, dan tiga tidaklah cukup.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.

Sebuah kata bijak tidak cukup jika tidak masuk akal.

Sebuah kata bijak tidak cukup jika tidak masuk akal.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards. There is a sense of getting somewhere fast, which satisfies a native American urge.

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.