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We should all love animals.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised.

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

We should all love animals.

I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan.

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.