Comedian

I didn't really realise that I was going to have more obstacles because I was a woman. It was never something that I thought about.

You think Trump cares if you leave? He wants power, not prosperity.

You think Trump cares if you leave? He wants power, not prosperity.

Growing up, I loved comedy even before I knew that you could be a stand-up comedian.

Why would you watch an Oscar-nominated film unless you're mad enough to purposely experience feelings? Bleh. I'm not interested in catching those.

I'm a single mother. It's silly to turn down work.

I was born with the confidence of an 89-year-old man. So it's strange when people ask, 'What's it like being a female comedian?' It never occurred to me that I'd be limited as a woman - that I couldn't be a scientist, a doctor, or anything I wanted.

The beautiful thing about comedy in the U.K. is that it has a clever twist to it, and when you really break it down, the joke isn't filthy at all: it's clever.

All I've ever wanted to be is a strong, powerful, beautiful black woman.

People who like my stuff and know what my agenda is have never mistaken me for being racist or poking fun at the wrong thing.

I love paying people to touch me. Nail techs, hair stylists, dermatologists, make-up artists, osteopaths: you name it, I love it.

Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!

Alice Levine has great unique style and beautiful red hair.

I've decided that I'm completely rock n' roll.

I am an undisputed gangster. To me, that means playing by my own rules.

I don't know that I'd be a comedian if I stayed in Canada.

I have a really different touring life to most comedians because I go home every night to do the school run in the morning. So I'm not in hotels or living it up.

I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.

The holidays are the worst time to travel, and ISIS aren't making things any easier.

The representation of women in hip-hop has long been so flagrantly unkind.