Since my life has been wayward and impulsive, always a search for something that is not there, and then disillusionment, I believe I need all the excuses I can make.
Oh, how I treasure this freedom. I really do It's a glorious, wonderful experience. I am off marriage - for life!
I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.
Artie said it would be nice if we got married. I said it would be nice, too. The next thing I knew, we were on our way to Las Vegas.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.