Businessman

If you don't cop the ZO2s, you're not a baller.

My title is LaVar Ball, the big baller, the CEO of the Big Baller Brand.

Lonzo makes everybody better, that's what he's always done all his life.

To make me cry you've got to hit me with a 2-by-4.

If I want to do something, I'm gonna go ahead and do it.

All my boys are gonna be one-and-done.

I'm not diplomatic.

I'm not one of those people that's to myself and just quiet. I've never been like that, man. I've always been kind of loud. I'm out there, man. I do my thing, but I don't do it disrespectful. But when people rub me the wrong way, I rub people the wrong way. But I say what I say and I mean what I say.

Anybody can be a coach.

I'm a globally loud person.

Coaching is not hard.

I raised my boys good.

I don't regret anything I say... Never.

I'm not gonna say nobody's better than my son.

I was 270 lbs with a 48-inch vertical, benching 500 pounds, running a 4.5, 4.6.

I don't even tweet.

Just because people say things, they're supposed to be true?

I know my boys better than they do.

My legacy is always going to be fine.

My boys don't lose too much.