Mike Epps

Comedian

36 Quotes

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff.

I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

I used to be a dusty little child.

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?

Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid.

Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

I would love to play Magnum P.I.

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

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