Actress

I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.

Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

My comedy isn't about being attractive - it's about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit.

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

There are some die-hard 'Chelsea Lately' fans, and that's where the majority of my fans come from. Chelsea is really helping make comedy audiences hipper and edgier.

The women's movement ruined a permanent vacation.

I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Anything you can do to get more people to come to your live shows is good, because that's where you can really do what you do. Everyone's on the same page, and you don't have to win strangers over as much.

There's something grounded about 'Ugly Americans,' so I think it's good that I'm playing a version of myself in these elevated cartoon circumstances.

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it without thinking.

Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.

Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.