Writer

They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Semuanya secara teoritis tidak mungkin, hingga semuanya telah dilakukan.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Menulis bukanlah sesuatu yang memalukan, tetapi lakukan secara pribadi dan cucilah tangan Anda sesudahnya.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

Never insult anyone by accident.

Seks tanpa cinta hanyalah olahraga yang sehat.

For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.

There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.