Shane Dawson

Entertainer

59 Quotes

Everybody loves a Keurig.

Online, I'm this loud, outrageous, confident guy who acts like nothing bothers him, and he has the whole world at his fingertips. In reality, I'm a shy, quiet guy who would rather spend his nights lying in bed watching Netflix than being a valuable member of society.

I have kind of a thick skin.

I don't think I'll be doing daily videos forever.

I can honestly say that I am open to love in any way. I guess that makes me bisexual.

I'm just an innocent guy with a dirty mouth, I guess.

It's fun to be around people who don't think I'm creepy for making videos in my bedroom on the Internet.

There's nothing creepier to me than a student who hangs out with the teachers.

I kind of made the decision early on to be extremely open about everything and just pretend like all of these people watching were my close friends that I could tell stuff to and be honest with.

I started making videos when I was, like, seven or eight.

I love podcasts, so I thought I'd try one.

I think I'm used to competition. YouTube is a daily competition. I'm used to that, and I'm used to hate coming from everywhere on the Internet.

Kids can be so mean.

People who don't know me are going to be surprised by how much I don't take myself seriously.

Now I put up something, and I have to think, 'Oh, there are millions of people watching, and some of them could be affected by the jokes I make.'

There are a lot of coming out videos of people who are gay or lesbian, and they're so confident. But it made me cry because I'm not that. I don't know who I am 100 percent.

I'm not saying that I don't like the stuff I put out into the world, because I genuinely enjoy my videos and think they are funny. What I'm saying is that I embrace the fact that I have a punchable face, and that if I could punch myself without feeling it, I would.

On YouTube, you know, if you say something, you know, that triggers somebody, it becomes a whole controversy, a whole thing - and all the comments and everybody's upset, whereas a book, there's no comment section. There's no - there's nowhere for the audience to, you know, get mad at you for saying something.

I've made a lot of crazy comedy videos and said a lot of crazy things. If it's too offensive, I apologize and move on, but I do comedy.

Howard Stern is one of my idols.

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