Actor

The best movies are simple.

I come from garbage.

If I have enough money to eat I'm good.

I have a hard time with free time.

Sometimes I feel I'm living a meaningless life, and I get frightened.

I wasn't cocky, just confident; I went to an all black school, a white kid.

If I want to party, I'll party at my house.

There's a form of selling out. It's necessary. You have to become edible for people in Texas. You have to become edible for the Christian right, for mass audiences.

Every actor chooses their story at the beginning.

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.

My first car, I got it in an auction at my temple. It was an '86 Volvo that I got for 500 bucks, and then wound up throwing $10,000 into the stereo system and put TVs in the foot rests. It was the most ridiculous Volvo you'd ever seen, but I had never had money before and I was out of my mind.

I'm just selfish. I have to be for what I do.

And yeah, my handicap was down to a 10 when we were at the thick of it. I trained for six or seven months, golfing every day for six hours, seven days a week, with eight trainers. It was intense.

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.

I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.

I like messing around, and I like working with artists who I respect.

Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother.

I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos.

I'm an only child, so I'm pretty much a loner.

I have a great house.