Sue Perkins

Comedian

101 Quotes

Just when my biological clock started ticking, I found out it was going to be virtually impossible. And it was very hard.

Just when my biological clock started ticking, I found out it was going to be virtually impossible. And it was very hard.

I don't understand people who travel purely gastronomically, who book a Michelin-starred restaurant three months in advance and suddenly find themselves in Copenhagen or Barcelona with a zeitgeist plate of snail porridge.

I'd like to live permanently in October 1988, when I started college. I had no responsibility and the energy to do whatever I wanted. My optimism wasn't dented by experience or low self-esteem.

I am an appalling softie. But somehow, somewhere along the line, I've learnt how to hide it.

Being a lesbian is only about the 47th most interesting thing about me.

I usually like 'The Guardian' and its journalistic bent, but sometimes 'The Independent.' And if I'm being totally honest, some weekends I'll have a 'News of the Screws' or a 'Sunday Spurt.' You need high and lowbrow.

I love watching birds of prey and stags.

Let's face it: I'm not a looker. I'm a scruff. But I have embraced my scruffiness. We're happy together.

Writing a memoir begins a process that doesn't necessarily end with publication. You begin to think about family life and stories and relationships, and those are ongoing.

Whatever the critics make of 'Maestro,' I hope they don't call it a reality show.

I'm so in love with David Dimbleby.

The only time I am not talking is when I am dancing. I look like an electrocuted octopus.

'Bleak House' remains a great novel for me, and I love 'David Copperfield.'

I wanted to set 'Heading Out' in a real world, a concept I originally struggled with, as I don't have a proper job.

My mum has recorded all my programmes and not watched one. My dad says he finds it embarrassing.

You build up coming out to this horrible moment. It's so stressful, there's so much adrenaline, and there's so much primal fear - even though I know my parents to be good people - that they're going to reject you.

I have a voice inside. A voice that I am forever trying to silence. A voice that calls me in when I want to be out, playing. A voice that is always sad. That is always terrified. That always wants to sit in the darkened room, away from noise and movement and colour - away from any experience that could prove to be challenging.

I don't want my life to just be about me.

Parents care deeply.

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