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Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart.

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are.

When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.