Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.

I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.

Character is the result of a system of stereotyped principles.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Large skepticism leads to large understanding. Small skepticism leads to small understanding. No skepticism leads to no understanding.

You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find none, you should try even harder.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.