Funny Yearbook Quotes

By | 21.04.2022
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate. Franco Citlalli

I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Education is important but big biceps are important. Eric Gomez

I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.

I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely. Hannah Goldsborough

It’s not enough that I should succeed – others should fail. Kevin Chang

I bequeath my locker to my younger brother.

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Always got them Girl Scout cookies, but I’m no Girl Scout.

Donuts are always the answer.

Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.

#nofilter #girl #senior #TBT #ImOut

You‘ve been watching for the last 12 hours straight, are you okay? – Netflix. Kira Bergman

I got a haircut and no one noticed.

You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly.

Wow! I’m glad that’s over!

I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me, smh. Nicholas Ke

I get butterflies when I think of myself.

I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.

The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.

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Just keep swimming. Dory

I finally learned how to right good.

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

If movies have taught me anything, now the real fun starts.

No more homework, no more books! No more teacher’s dirty looks!

Sam just stole my girl again. – Everyone. Samuel Teehee

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. Daniel Jones

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.

I like to listen to ‘The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round’ when I’m driving because I can relate to it.

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Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter [insert handle].

Dear future self, ’Always remember who got you where you are today.

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy Taco Bell, which is basically the same thing.

This was so easy a caveman could do it.

See you all at the 10 year reunion!

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

We made it! #YOLO

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100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru. Aditya Tammana

I’ve been a ho my whole life. Michelle Ho

I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Can I please stay another year? – said no one.

My mom should have swallowed me. Ty

I went through four years of high school without having bad hair day.

Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.

Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.

See kids? I told you I was good looking in high school.

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I’m only / minutes younger… Best / minutes of my life.

It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.

I’m way cuter in person.

Bless her heart. I bet her sense of humor is always making people smile.

In this photo, I’m not wearing pants.

Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow. It’ll soon be here.

Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment. Marilynn Dawson

High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell. Randy Chung

Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.

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I hope natural selection takes care of people who block the hallways.

When life gives you fire, make a BBQ.

They asked me to write something. So here it is something.

What can I say about school? I laughed. I cried. My parents tell me it was fun.

I’m that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.

I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and past. Thank you.

Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep. Jessica Enciso

Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.

Id somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

One day I will rule the world.

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Don’t live someone else’s dream, find your own.

Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.

No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind. Taylor Swift

RIP Club Penguin, you raised me when my parents didn’t want to.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W.C. Fields

Try and fail, but never fail to try. Jared Leto

I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelle’s. Jose Alvarez

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

There are no regrets in life. Just lessons. Jennifer Aniston

I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!! Charles M. Schulz

Of course, I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing. Ian Longley

Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity. Will Smith

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Once you grow up, you can’t come back! Peter Pan

My computer screen is brighter than my future. Katia Pere

You have to believe in your heart what you know to be true about yourself. Mary J. Blige

You can always retake a class but you can’t relive a party.” Bonus points for creative thinking. He must have graduated. His picture is in the yearbook.

Yes, that is my actual last name. Christopher Gaylord

I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons.

Never worry about bad press: All that matters is if they spell your name right. Kate Hudson

Honey! Where is my super suit!!!. Frozone, The Incredibles

Don’t spend all of your time trying to be like someone else because you can never be them and they can never be you. Raven

Don’t follow your dreams… Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan. Jordan Nero

I hate my name. Carlos Carlos

I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story—I will. Amy Schumer

Education is important, but big biceps are important. Hugh Vo

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No, I did not have a farm. Joe McDonald

Live your life as if you already are where you want to be. Russell Simmons

I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance. Omotola Omotinugbon

I am not Hispanic, I’m Asian. Stacey Nicole Diaz

A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did. Stephany Esquivel

I’m a big believer in accepting yourself and not really worrying about it. Jennifer Lawrence

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Lewis Carroll

You’ve got to get out there and make it happen for yourself. Diana Ross

Trapped in yearbook factory, send help.

The last days before graduation is bad enough, God knows–out of the womb you go, ready or not. The halls rang with the laughter of the girls who were going to be brides in the next week (and widows shortly after) Elizabeth Savage

I can’t think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself. Emma Stone

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I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.

This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid. George V. Higgins

Failure is a great teacher and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer. Oprah Winfrey

Never memorize something that you can look up. Albert Einstein

If you can do what you do best and be happy, you are further along in life than most people. Leonardo DiCaprio

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Maya Angelou

I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these past 4 years into such few cha. Karl Mangone

Don’t feel stupid if you don’t like what everyone else pretends to love. Emma Watson

My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size. Aian Nguyen

I hear everything.

One of the lessons that I grew up with was to always stay true to yourself and never let what somebody else says distract you from your goals. Michelle Obama

It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male. Zachary Chastain

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I like my coffee like I like my women, I don’t like coffee.

I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m black.

Onions have layers. Shrek

You know the world has come to a dark state when you lower yourself to quoting ‘sex and the city’.

What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.

Don’t use that stupid lumberjack photo’ -mom.

I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban. Sirius Black

Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!

If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.

Thanks for all of the memories. I had the time of my life! Miss you all!

Remember…The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe…eat cake.

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Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

I haven’t even begun to peak. Dennis Reynolds

Graduation is the first step of the next chapter of your life.

Why you no doctor yet? dad.

Yesterday is what brought you to today.

Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I’m a carrot.

Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

You got to enjoy the little things in life, like blowing bubbles. They call me bubbles in the classroom because I’m always rising to the top.

I started high school with straight A’s, now I’m not even straight.

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.

I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.

Don’t assume the answer is no before you ask the question.

I spent, hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.

I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food. Shane Dawson

Thanks Mom and Dad! I couldn’t have done it without you!

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Ctrl + c , ctrl + v.

Nothing in life is impossible as long as you take that first step.

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli. Maximiliano Navarro

When’s this due?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not the triplets. We graduated.

It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager. Aaron

I would just like to apologize to those who were unable to graduate with the class of 2015 because they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes! Xoxo.

Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone. Betshina Bernier

To the window… To the wall… Abbigail and Tory Lewis

When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time. Jenna Allen

When the last bell rings, I might actually miss this place.

I used to be a straight-A student, now I’m not even straight. Martin Sanchez

Futures don’t make themselves, you have to create them.

If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk. Michael and Steven Diblasi

The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé. McKenzie Ward

Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes. Jeffree Star

Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing. Ian Longley

No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be Fries before guys. Dad. Miranda

I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic. Damian sparks

Your future is only as good as the work you put into it.

If you like pineapple slices of pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because your weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. Precious to

I am not Amith. I am a legend. Amith M.

If you follow your dreams, you are capable of anything.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not the triplets. We graduated.

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The ‘s’ is silent. Pareekshit Ravi

You can’t move forward without saying goodbye to the past.

Of course, I dress well, I didn’t spend all the time in the closet for nothing.

When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work. Diana Lopez

For twins: “My senior project was to make a clone.” “A+”

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.

If I still look this good in 10 years, I’ll be happy.

You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.

Bet you didn’t know this was even an option.

I know what you’re all thinking, ’How did I pass this guy up?

That wasn’t like High School Musical at all. Seth Egan

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I can top that – I went to school with a guy whose first name was Gaylord.

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy. Plankton

Goodbye old boyfriends. Hello new boyfriends!

What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? Paarthurnax, Skyrim

I want more Fridays and pancakes. Matthew Garrett

Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough.

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