The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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We were a country band with a social conscience.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.