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I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them.

- Carlos Mencia
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Here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends, who don't judge you, what do you say? And if that's appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like, I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites.

When I tell a joke, I immediately know whether it's funny or not.

I have been recording every single one of my shows since 1994. Every single joke I've ever done is on a hard drive. I can tell you when I wrote every joke I wrote. I can tell you the first time I said it, when I made it different, when I made it better.

Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings.

Is it my fault that there is a stereotype that black people are not good swimmers? I know that's a joke, but somebody will say, 'I can't believe you would say that.' Well, first of all it's just a joke, and second of all if you watch the Olympics, black people win medals in jumping, running. They don't win any in swimming.

In this pessimistic world, especially in America, a positive outlook is very necessary.

Here's the problem: People have completely and utterly forgotten one thing when it comes to communication - intent.

My ancestry is really weird, because my great grandfather was from the Cayman Islands, and then his father was from England. But I lose track at that point.

We don't grow as human beings from good things happening. We grow from failures.

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I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them.

I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them.

I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them.

I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them.

I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them.

I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them.