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I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

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I think the word for me is survival, not ambition. I'm really a lucky man. I've always accepted whatever I was in, whether it was driving a taxi or entertaining. The jet set might not enjoy what I do, but I deal with the average person.

You never know what's going to happen next onstage.

My wife knows that I thrive on independence, and whatever girls live with me must know that, too. They must realize I have a certain respect for my wife and love for my children, and my work comes pretty much ahead of all that.

I had no intention of being an entertainer.

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I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.