I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
