What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.
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I lapsed into rude.
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Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
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Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
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Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
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Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.
