I'm all about simple, elegant, and effective, and when I wear the rubber boot on my head, it draws a lot of attention.
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I'm a tyrant that you should trust, and you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best for you.
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A country's future depends on its ability to bite back.
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We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if you do the math, the government could afford to give you a pony. Don't let them tell you they couldn't, they could.
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I stand for mandatory toothbrushing laws.
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As a social anarchist, I believe that capitalism itself is an inherently exploitative hierarchical situation - you do have a boss, you do have somebody in charge.
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I've scrubbed many, many landmarks. I scrubbed the Kremlin back in '98. We had a mandatory-toothbrushing parade; we had the text of the mandatory-toothbrush law translated into Russian. And we had like 30 Russians; we had musicians; we had the giant toothbrushes. The police came and told us to stop, and we stopped.
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It will create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to a pony based economy.
