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I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

- Jenny Eclair
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I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

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I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

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I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.