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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

- Jay London
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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.