There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
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That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
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When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
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At various points, I've had a massive chip on me shoulder. I had fights about me accent with loads of those fellers you get from third-class public schools. They used to think I was speaking German.
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
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Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
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You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.
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Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
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The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years.
