My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.
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Sleeping is not something I do a lot of.
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In some ways, her life is so much worse that everybody else's, people feel almost cheered up and inspired. They feel like, 'If Hayley hasn't killed herself, why should I?'
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I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.
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When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work.
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I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
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Having been a cheerleader, I know all too well what these girls give up to join forces and compete.
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If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.