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I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

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I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.