I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you perceive to be a comedy rhythm, you will get laughs sooner, but you will not be unique.
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I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
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I'm not a person who likes authority. I just love the fact that it's up to me, and I go straight to the audience.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Stand-up is my favorite thing I've ever done. There's so much independence.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.