It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.
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Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.
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I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.
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HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.
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I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.
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When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.
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I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.
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I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
