"True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one." — J. B. Smoove

I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.

You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.

I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing.

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True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.