I have been skeptical and not trusting of traditional models of the entertainment industry. I never got a manager.
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Most of my ideas just come out funny.
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Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.
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Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare!
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I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly.
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There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
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The scariest thing about screening a comedy... if you screen a drama, you know, there's no real way to tell in real time if people are enjoying it or not. But in a comedy, it's like, if people aren't laughing, it's sort of scary.
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It's never fun to read death threats.
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In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.