And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Copied to Clipboard
Copied to Clipboard
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Copied to Clipboard
Copied to Clipboard
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.
Copied to Clipboard
Copied to Clipboard
I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
Copied to Clipboard
Copied to Clipboard
I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah! That's how it's done!' But for me it's the audience. If I feel connected to them, I have so much fun, and if not, it stinks.
Copied to Clipboard
Copied to Clipboard
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Copied to Clipboard
Copied to Clipboard
The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident.
Copied to Clipboard
Copied to Clipboard
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
Copied to Clipboard
Copied to Clipboard
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
