"I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage." — Bryan Callen

Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.

You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

Jika Anda Rolling Stones, Anda bisa menyanyikan 'Start Me Up' selama 35 tahun, dan orang-orang masih bersorak.

My parents were really nice to me.

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

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I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.