I'm one of the most popular cabaret performers, and I don't sing a note. And nobody expects me to sing.
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I'm a worker bee.
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I wasn't what you would envision for the son of an Army man. I liked doll baby clothes and twirled a baton. But my aunts and uncles tell me how much he loved me.
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I had an awful experience where I went to the U.K. and did reality. I can't even get into it - it was called 'Celebrity Big Brother U.K.'
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I can spot a homosexual at forty paces.
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I talk about things that happened in my life. Now, do I embellish? Absolutely. Come on, we all do it. It makes for a better story. But it always comes from a germ of truth.
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I was always the class clown. I was always the funny one.
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I had 20,000 followers and I treasured that. People'd say, 'Oh that's nothing.' I said, 'What are you crazy? That's 20,000 people that wanna hear what I gotta say!'
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I fell out of the womb and landed in my mother's high heels.