If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Anda tidak bisa seenaknya berharap bahwa kebanyakan orang memiliki karakter moral yang murni. Yang paling bisa Anda harapkan adalah orang akan berpura-pura melakukannya.
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Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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You're only as good as your last haircut.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.